Tips for Time Travelling on the Cheap
- Don’t travel through time.
Notable travellers through time who ruined it for someone and definitely don’t deserve that power:
- Marty McFly and Doc Brown
- Doctor Who
- The crew of the Enterprise. Every crew
- Hermione Granger
- The crew of the Enterprise-E
- The Terminator
- Cameron (unknown model of Terminator)
- Bill and Ted
- Austin Powers
- The Time Traveller

Notable travellers through time who didn’t ruin it for anyone:
- Maybe Martha Jones
- Scrooge, in the company of Gonzo and Rizzo and a few creepy ghosts, but only because that wasn’t time travel, that was a strong cheese before dinner and some Muppets
Things that get ruined by time travel:
- EVERY THING
- TIME AND SPACE
- PHYSICS
- Come on these all caps are intentional
- STEPH’S BRAIN
- IF YOU GO BACK IN TIME AND TEAR THAT DRESS WHO KNOWS WHAT HAPPENS
- If you go back in time and condescend to a lady, who knows want misandry or misanthropy you encourage
- ALL THINGS
- You can’t trust people not to ruin things
- Look at how the Doctor is all benevolent and STILL RUINS THINGS
- I can’t even

You may discontent in the comments, but please note that you are wrong. Time Travel is the worst.