in uni, a friend’s lease specified ‘no ironing on the carpet.’
things that aren’t specified ‘not to do’ in my lease:
install a door from the garage into the house
via a tunnel
install a pool in the courtyard
just a little one
keep a squid in the swimming pool
call for the resignation of the president of the Human Rights Commissioner because I don’t like how she mentioned I’m breaking some human rights
Gillian Triggs: It was the first time in my career that anyone has ever asked for my resignation.
Q: Were you shocked by this proposition?
Gillian Triggs: I was deeply shocked.
Triggs is telling the committee the secretary of AGD suggested to her a new position would be found if she’d vacate her spot at the Human Rights Commission.
Triggs: It was definitely said to me that an offer would be made for me to provide work for the government in areas of my expertise in international law.
(This is amazing. Truly.)
sorry where was i
break human rights
make demands of a sovereign nation because i gave them some cash when they were in a lot of trouble
actually my parents’ friends’ aunt gave them the money
but i thought about it
iron on the carpet
bronze on the carpet
install an ai to do all my stuff
fill my house with bees
replace all the windows with linux
(it’s a type of glass)
be nice to strangers