NOT A JOKE: Superdancer of No Award’s childhood, Paul Mercurio, has an Urbanspoon account and he really, really cares about your food. Paul thinks every dining experience is the Pan Pacifics, and it’s great. He just wants you to be happy!
He wants what’s best for you!
He doesn’t want to tell you bad news, but he’s just so disappointed and all he wants is for you to do well!
He knows that when you’re doing work you can still find time for a nice meal.
He used to own a restaurant called Merc’s Bier, and he totally supports you if you need to be alone – Paul would never shame you for dining on your own.
His Urbanspoon account is a delight:
Look at his excitement! So great.
See more from Paul on Urbanspoon or Twitter. Nobody quote Strictly Ballroom at him or I’ll be very disappointed in you. (You can quote it at me though. Never get tired of NEW STEPS)