In light of the PLEASE LET IT BE TRUE Seagulls on a Train story coming out of Frankston yesterday, No Award brings you: beings you don’t want to share a Metro train carriage with.
(Seriously but first go read Seagulls on a Train first)
the Olympic Doughnuts dolphin
Bunjil (he will be very uncomfortable trying to fit)
loudly racist people
quietly racist people
* Harvey has been on a tram, and aside from not having a valid myki, was very well-behaved. But don’t tell anyone, it’ll ruin his image.