We’re not saying she said them, but we’re not not-saying she said them

Yeah, nah

Speccy mark

barrack

“Have fun with your poos and wees” (Steph definitely didn’t say this, it was her companion, who’s from woop woop) (It’s a term for Hawthorn)

Woop woop

No, it’s chockas

“Oh shit, I forgot schooners here’re exxy”

[very intense conversation about pros and cons of various Melbourne lawn bowls clubs, specifically the benefits of purchasing a membership in order to use them as sites of casual and cheap drinking] (the consensus was don’t join Fitzroy, go south and join Elsternwick)

Noice

Defo

Squiz

Haha, nice jumper

Suss

“Nah, he’s a boofhead”

“I chucked my chewie in my empty middy glass”

Muso

“Oh, hooly dooly” (STEPH DEFO DID NOT SAY THIS)

Sprog

carn (THE SWANNIES, OKAY)

[a lot of ‘fuck’ ‘fucken’ ‘faaark’]