Rare No Award Art Post: Narnia and the Inner North AU – Spring Racing Carnival Shenanigans

1.  On a slow Monday in 2013, a bunch of friends and I conceived a Narnia AU (that’s alternate universe, for those of you not steeped in fandom lingo) where Narnia is Melbourne’s inner north and its denizens are basically hipsters.

1a. The question is not whether or not Reepicheep owns a fedora, but how many fedoras he owns.

2.  Melbourne is currently in the grips of the Spring Racing Carnival, that time of year when we have a public holiday to get dressed up, wear silly hats and drink champagne (yay!) and also lots of horses die because horse racing is terrible (not yay!)

1 + 2 = 3.  Shasta and Aravis have something to say about this.

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(As a result of this piece, I was asked to do the Narnian hipsters’ Tinder profiles.  I’m still contemplating that, but I am 100% certain that Lucy is one of those girls whose cat features heavily in her profile.)

(He is not a tame housecat.)

media that No Award has recently consumed

cat reading about climate changeHello No Award! It is the day before a (really terrible reason for a) public holiday here in Melbourne, and our offices are empty. Maybe you are not at work also! (No Award is at work)

Anyway, here’s some culture we’ve consumed recently. Liz especially wants to get her ramble on.

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Australian YA and kidlit more deserving of screen adaptations than Tomorrow, When The War Began

Tomorrow, When the War Began is getting adapted AGAIN. Despite being a) a terrible series and b) adapted for movie in 2010. There is a lot of superior Australian YA and kidlit more deserving of screen adaptations. Liz and Steph bring their pro-am knowledge to give you an overview.

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2015 @seizureonline Viva La Novella Prize Winners

orphancorpSteph has read the 2015 Seizure Viva La Novella novellas! Finally! Reviewed in the order in which she read them.

The Seizure Viva La Novella prize funds three (depending on the year) short novels by Australians and New Zealanders in being edited and published. Steph was for no dollars provided with electronic copies of Welcome to Orphancorp (Marlee Jane Ward) and Formaldehyde (Jane Rawson) by the authors, and purchased The End of Seeing (Christy Collins) using her own hard-earned penguin dollars.

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Media that No Award looks forward to consuming

We’re restricting this post to upcoming releases, because if we covered all the media we have in our wishlists, Netflix lists and so forth (people who bought all three German St Clare’s DVDs: me), we’d be here all day.

In chronological order with a caveat that release dates may change!

1 September

The Handbook: surviving and living with climate change

Steph is already breaking the rule but only because it just came out last week.

22 September

Sorcerer to the Crown by Zen Cho

This is already out in other markets, and the buzz is strong!

The Muppets, (US)ABC, Channel 7 in Australia, no airdate here

23 September

Avatar: The Last Airbender – Smoke and Shadow (Part 1) by Gene Luen Yang

My OTP might look at each other!  (They broke up, like, three books ago.  Stop judging me.)

The Scorpion Rules by Erin Bow

I’m clearly going to get a lot of use out of my new Canadian Kindle account.  Someone should give me a large sum of money so that I can open a bookstore and import Canadian YA to sell alongside Australian books.

6 October

Ancillary Mercy by Ann Leckie

JUST GO THROUGH THE GHOST GATE ALREADY, BREQ!

18 October

Spear, Adelaide Film Festival, no general Aus release date

This has got to get a general release eventually, right?  RIGHT?

21 October

Illuminae by Amie Kaufman and Jay Kristoff

I die in this book.  Also some other stuff happens, probably.  I’ve seen an ARC, it’s pretty big.

26 October

Supergirl, CBS, no Australian network yet

The pilot was charming, and we are in favour of family-friendly entertainment about girls being superheroes.  Also, No Award ships Kara/James Olsen.

27 October

Avatar: The Last Airbender – Legends

STOP LAUGHING AT ME.

A Thousand Nights by E. K. Johnston

The premise wouldn’t normally grab me, but I loved The Story of Owen and Prairie Fire enough that I’ll give anything Johnston writes a burl.

Sometime in November

If You Are the One / 非诚勿扰 Australian special

1 November

Illustrated cover for The Sea is OursThe Sea is Ours: Tales from Steampunk South-East Asia

19 November

The Hunger Games: Mockingjay (part 2)

(Steph will recuse herself here, she has Feelings about this franchise, both Casting Feelings and Archery Feelings.)

14 December

The Expanse, Syfy, doesn’t seem to have an Australian network yet

I quite liked the first book, and I’ve been meaning to read the next two.  I’m mostly just happy to have some space ships on my screen.

17 December

Star Wars: The Force Awakens

I saw The Phantom Menace on opening day, and it marked the very first time she walked out of the cinema, went home and started writing about a movie being Problematic, although I didn’t know that word then, so I just said “majorly racist”.

AND YET.

2016

24 January 

The X-Files, FOX, doesn’t seem to have an Australian network yet

I’m slogging through season 9.  It’s a struggle, but I’m determined to finish the damn series.  The reboot cannot possibly be as bad as this … can it?

5 April

The Nameless City by Faith Erin Hicks

What’s it about? I have no idea!  But I love Hicks’s art, I’ve been seeing snippets on her Twitter for ages, and it’s blurbed by Bryan Konietzko.  That’s enough to make me curious, despite the cynical marketing ploy of putting the Avatar: the Last Airbender font on the cover.

Illustrated cover: a cheerleader in mid-air, her shoe pointed at the sky, waiting hands below.

16 March

Exit, Pursued by a Bear by E. K. Johnston

July 2016

Bell Shakespeare – Othello

A good portion of the No Award staff writers are planning to see this one!

 

The_Three-Body_Problem_(film)_posterThe Three-Body Problem

Did you think we wouldn’t be seeing this? The only thing holding us back will be the inevitable delay between the Chinese release in July, and whenever the Australian distributor deigns to bring it here.

(Stephanie, of course, is not limited by puny things like “needing subtitles”.  Note to self: learn Mandarin asap.)

Some time in 2016

Cleverman, the ABC

Indigenous Australian dystopian SF on Our ABC.  We have high hopes for this!  (Of course, we also had high hopes for Serangoon Road, and look how that worked out.)

Icon by Genevieve Valentine

The sequel to Persona, YA about politics and beauty pageants and spies.

The Federal Election, all the networks

Election routine: vote, eat democracy sausage, watch results come in, drink.

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon: The Green Legend

No one knows anything about this, but it has Michelle Yeoh in it, so we’ll be there with bells on.

#MWF15: 2nd Asia Pacific Writer’s Forum

On Friday I was chuffed to attend the 2nd Asia Pacific Writer’s Forum held at the Wheeler Centre as part of the Melbourne Writer’s Festival. Our topics for the forum were “Increasing Diversity,” “Media Control”, and “The Literary Economy”. I live-tweeted the event, and Peril recorded it for future analysis but I am cheekily getting in first with my feels.

This post is a combination of note taking of the discussions and translations into my feelings and continuing thoughts.

But relatedly, and above the cut: today I issued a challenge on twitter:

https://twitter.com/yiduiqie/status/636698191430291456

https://twitter.com/yiduiqie/status/636697875297144832

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First Term at Malory Towers – Chapters 17 and 18

Previously: Sally is desperately and mysteriously ill following an altercation with Darrell.  Darrell feels terrible about this — AS SHE SHOULD — and, after a day of moping, has written a letter to Sally’s mother confessing all.

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First Term at Malory Towers – Chapters 15 and 16

(Note: we’ve done some redecorating!  But there is a certain amount of housekeeping that needs to happen with our header, what with it being too large, and also Official No Award Calligrapher Moya has forbidden us to use one of those fonts.  Stay tuned.)

Back in the day, before I realised that blogging with Stephanie is more fun, I had a series of posts about Enid Blyton’s Malory Towers books on my personal blog.  Specifically, I was reading a chapter or two at a time and offering a running commentary with snark, illustrations, random anecdotes from my childhood, and whatnot.

That was 2012.  I don’t know why I stopped, except that I was busy, and there was a lot of typing involved, and probably something shiny came along and distracted me. But I bought the modern (electronic) editions of the books yesterday, and fell madly in love all over again.  Yes, the brown-and-orange uniforms called me back once more.

Accordingly, I’ve imported the original posts over to No Award (that’s totally a thing you can do, thanks, WordPress!), and I’m going to continue here.

(Importing old entries means we’re in the odd situation of having content that predates the existence of this blog.  No Award’s second birthday was last weekend, by the way.  We should have vegan, gluten-free cake to celebrate.)

And first, let me say, these new editions are weird.  There’s no more talk of slapping people, not even jokes.  Instead of giving Gwendoline four sharp slaps for her cruelty towards Mary-Lou, Darrell gives her “a rough shake”.  I’m not sure how inflicting brain damage is supposed to be an improvement, except that it’s probably harder for small humans to cause any damage when they engage in imitative behaviour.

Additionally, someone has done a search and replace, substituting “strange” for “queer” throughout. Which is fair enough, shifts in meaning and all, but I feel like something important has been stolen from, like, two-thirds of the queer people I know.

(I know, I know, it’s not as if they’ve rounded up all the old editions and set fire to them.  I might start nosing around secondhand stores for old copies, though, just for comparison/completion purposes.)

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