Best Australian Kids’ Show Themes DEFINITIVE RANKING IN ORDER, WORST TO BEST, NO ARGUMENTS
A terrible song, bookended by the nightmare face of all Australian childhoods. Mulligrubs me. Mulligrubs you. Come and be a Mulligrubs too
GENIE FROM DOWNUNDER
Please try not to ask too many questions about why the Genie from Down Under and his son are white and not Indigenous Australian, since if an Australian Genie is released from an opal they should surely be Indigenous? I mean, who am I to ask these totally relevant questions. This theme tune is ranked worse than the next one because it’s so terribly out of tune and flat and poorly sung. Rhys Muldoon, we expect better of a Play School presenter.
What a dull, lifeless bathmat of a song. Perfect.
So long, so boring. Plus every quokka knows that Blinky Bill is a bit of a wanker.
Time for some meditation.
THE BOOK PLACE
Such a creepy worm, but I’m happily bopping along right now.
I remember the show but somehow not this totally perfect dance track theme song.
REAL FRIENDS ARE UNDER THE SKIN!? And of course minus points for EC the creepy doll. How did this song get so high on this list?!
Excuse me whilst your judge goes off to have a bit of a cry.
SHIP TO SHORE
It’s so jaunty! DOOP DOOP DOOP DU-DOOP-DU-DOOP-DOOP. ALSO THERE’S A CLUB REMIX
ROUND THE TWIST
HAVE YOU EVER EVER FELT LIKE THIS Ominous and therefore everything you need from an Australian childhood. PS now available on Netflix, much to our joy. No Award will shortly be engaging in a rewatch and review, so stay tuned.
JOHNSON AND FRIENDS
How am I supposed to get anything done when my heart is full of such joy?
A call to arms.
Only the anthem of an entire lifetime, of three entire generations. Read this Junkee visit to the set of Play School, watch this video of Noni and Simon performing Humpty the Opera, remember the lyrics you used in primary school that were totally dirty and terrible and yet somehow still hilarious now at 32. Attempt not to cry at a large complement of past and present presenters and the audience of the Logies singing the song, after thanking the stars of Play School (the toys – including Diddle! And Morris!). Play School was always going to be the very last thing you found on this list, No Award. Because Play School was always going to be the best of these theme songs. NO ARGUMENTS.
*not documented, Humphrey B Bear because I couldn’t find something from the 90s only some sort of hideous modern animation, Cheez TV, Feral TV. The Silver Brumby (not in the list because I literally can’t remember this song).
7 thoughts on “Best Australian Kids’ Show Themes”
In more recent shows, we’re big fans of the themes for Little Ted’s Big Ted’s and Jemima’s Big Adventures – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhWmFsnxWg8 , https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0yjhjy3nJA , https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zEBEJIZmjes
WHERE IS SECRET VALLEY?
Gods yes! Secret Valley, with its re-imagining of our unofficial national anthem (Waltzing Matilda). Just thinking of it makes me remember the Buchanan siblings (Miles and Simone) trying their hardest to put some life into the rather leaden scripts. I’m reminded of summer holiday afternoons, when my cousins, my younger brother and myself would wait out the hottest hours of the day by watching the ABC’s children’s programming (well, on the days where there wasn’t a test match playing, of course… if there was a test on, it was the Cricket, and our Dads were all in there hogging the TV watching the visuals from Channel 9 and listening to the broadcast from the ABC radio).
YOU’RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME
I have to space this one out cos it’s the best theme song ever:
P U G W A L L
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