No Award loves sharks, okay?
Important shark radar: OCEARCH, tracking international sharks. And a Western Australian shark tracker: Shark Smart. Please note that the WA State Government engages in disgusting anti-shark behaviour, and No Award’s linking to the Shark Smart site is only so you can gaze respectfully and lovingly at the sharks in Western Australian waters.
There’s sharks in Monday’s First Dog on the Moon, and it’s a good reminder that even sharks can be right-wing.
Shark survives attack by Australian surfer.
Williams was minding his own business at Jeffreys Bay off the coast of South African, when a chance encounter with professional surfer and full-time Aussie Mick Fanning left him facing a series of potentially lethal blows.
Which is the shark news reporting on this incident reported Monday morning.
Further in shark news: Shark nets planned for Sorrento Beach in Perth and Albany’s Middleton Beach. Shark nets are bad for sharks, WA! Stop using them! And Instructor’s paddle ski attacked by shark while training students in waters off Gold Coast.
If you’re interested in getting angry about our anti-shark Australian media, the shark tag at Our ABC is worth the occasional visit.
And a reminder that if you want to get angry about a misuse of meteorology and sharks at the same time, Sharknado 3 is coming. No Award will not deign to link to it, but might get drunk and watch it.
You could follow the average shark twitter. Steph does.
Why does No Award like sharks so much? They eat both penguins and cephalopods. But we can all live in awesomeness, I guess.
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As a renowned science expert on Albany’s Middleton Beach because I have been there twice, my sister-in-law tells me that there was a shark attack there fifteen years ago and the person survived because an off-duty lifeguard was having a drink at the hotel on the water, saw him get attacked, then swam all the way out to get him. So, a feel good story of happiness, really, WHY SHARK NETS WHY.